- Your everyday life stories - FML
FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share
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These stories, sent in by users of the site, have the particularity of beginning with "Today," and ending with "FML", the initials of FMyLife FMLs are a great place to express yourself, in a more or less free way, but always with the aim of being funny
- Intimacy: Wisdom - FML
Today, I went to the bowling alley I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
- Happy New Year, Your everyday life stories - FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog Happy Birthday, loser! FML
- Winter: Snow and Funny News, Your everyday life stories - FML
FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share
- Miscellaneous, Family and Religion: Happy Easter! - FML
Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here FML
- Love, Argument and Public freakouts: Making a scene - FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier Turns out, I was saying them out loud The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
- Valentines Day and Love: Dont be this guy! - FML - FMyLife
Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out It took me three months to figure that out FML
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